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When the corona virus pandemic ends and you’re out having sex with a random woman you picked up, you drop a massive load in her mouth and make her swallow only to tell her that you recently recovered from Covid-19. She then remembers that viruses remain in a mans semen long after it has left the rest of his systems. She ultimately gets the corona virus and is out of commission for a few weeks.
“Dude last night I found a hunni and gave her the Cor-bone-a
Chill out, take it easy, relax
Settle down Wild Bill, relax your bones.
When you having an absolute furthest with your girlfriend, boyfriend, spouse, partner, wife, husband, half bother, half sister, 2nd cousin from the south on your birthday.
damn bro, my gf texted me she would surprise me with a birthday bone.
An erection achieved while high on marijuana
"Babe I have a massive Stone Bone right now lmao" Dom texted to his girlfriend
an adaptation of a previously used term for "broadside collision" to the frequent "near collisions / emergency stops" which are common to self-driving vehicles (for example Tesla) that only brake at the last minute.
What the f***, that Tesla T-boned me, nearly hit me broadside. Scared the s*** out of me.
A violent or very tight hand job.
When I went over to her house last night she gave me a bone hold.
When a man aggressively sways his genitals as an act of “woo-ing” a woman in return for sexual favor. The man performing this act must knock his genitalia into his thighs resulting in a subtle or resounding clap depending on ones endowment. Thus, evoking both visual and audio stimuli toward the female recipient like a peacock spreading its wings.
Nancy and I have been together for 10 years when we first met she couldn’t resist my bone dangle.