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Sending a bald eagle in search for a hot stripper, bringing her back and tie her around a flag pole with the American flag waving in the wind with the bald eagle standing on top of the flag pole watch as Cam Newton throws a perfect spiral of absolute destruction into her. AMERICA FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!
Luke: Cam Newton with the American Piledriver of Destruction, did amazing.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.
A song by Green Day on the album 21st Century Breakdown. This is the best song ever and if you tell me otherwise, Bill Gates will be found in your walls
Sing us a song of the century, songs like American Eulogy.
When you live in an Italian neighborhood and your broke, they give you pasta sauce and you add frozen burgers and elbows. Bon appétit!!!!
I moved into an Italian neighborhood, they gave me whole made sauce and I put frozen burgers and made it American chop duecy
A sport very similar to baseball. American hit-or-pitch borrowed the concept of offensive only and defensive only players from football, but limited the switch to only one position.
The offensive only player is called the "Designated Hitter." Generally the pitcher is the defensive only player (hence the name hit-or-pitch.
The professional American hit-or-pitch league is called the American League.
Managers don't pinch hit as frequently in American hit-or-pitch as they do in baseball.
When you do anal while wearing a cowboy hat swinging a lasso/rope over your head and say “Yee motherfuckin ha!”
“After the rodeo my girlfriend asked me if we could do American Anal, and I’ve never felt so excited.”
A regent twist on a classic pet
Person A: What’s an American curl?
Person B: A regular cat but with cool ears
When a woman spread eagles and someone sticks an American flag in their twat.
"Dude, she so got American Eagle(d) by color guard last night"