Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.
Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"
"Yo that b*tch be hella ratchet but she got that super top"
"Last night I had me some super top"
Outstanding lip service. Excellent head.
"Yo bro she might be ratchet af but she got that super top tho"
"Damn shawty got that super top"
"She might be ratchet as hell but she damn sure got that super top"
"Hey man, that girl from last night had some super top tho"
BLOWN TOP END is when you rev the crap out of an engine and the top end of the motor blows.
I was riding fast and i ended up with a BLOWN TOP END
I was trying to top my car out and see how quick I could get home
It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!
One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.