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Ratchet Strap Retarded

The inability to utilize or comprehend the mechanism that is the ratchet strap

Yo B, the bike flew off the truck last night when we were taking it the track because you are ratchet strap retarded.

by Derbygirl669 August 6, 2021


Reeks of retard

The stench that one leaves behind after he or she fails to convince a small group or a large audience that they aren't required to wear a helmet on a regular basis outside of the skatepark and bike trails and that their parents weren't lovers and siblings.

Mary and Tony went to the store to pick up some cereal when they saw a man standing in front of the bananas and he was scratching his ass and making monkey sounds, "What was wrong with that man?" Mary questioned.

"I can't be certain but it seems to me as though this man had a certain odour to him, clearly he's a simple fuckface who chews on old tampons and desperately Reeks of retard."

by FingerbangbangbangGangbang13 November 2, 2020


piss retarded

someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation

person 1.

dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller

person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!

by proman7777 August 17, 2011


Retard Maxing

The process of doing really dumb content just for money or attention. Bella Poarch is a prime example. Also, Reaction content that is extremely dumb but, abuses the algorithm and gains gullible people's attention. At first one may think the poster themself is stupid but, in reality they are intelligent for making such dumb content while efficiently wasting people's time.

Hey, Bro I posted a new reaction video and got 50,000 views I have been retard maxing lately low effort content is the way to go

by 3DPerpendiculaRobinHoodForest February 17, 2023


Ranch Retard

Someone who is commonly found with a good amount of ranch on their person.

Damn Bella, you're a ranch retard

by ranchretardation March 16, 2024


HOLY RETARD

a term used by people who sometimes ride the short bus.

Holy retard that is retarded

by HOLY RETARD August 19, 2019

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A Retardation

A group of two or more weebs is called a Retardation. they typically do not use deodorant and smell of death. avoid a Retardation at all costs.

Mark: oh no, its a buch of weebs!
Big Joey: that sir is a Retardation.
Mark: fuck off Joey

by TheHelpfulFlareon February 15, 2022