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1: watch
2: kiss
3: ????
4: PROFIT
Kelsey: "kissing isn't a rule on New Years"
Chris: "Kissing is the 3rd rule in the Rules of New Years"
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if you can finger a girl with 3 fingers, you should do her at your place that night.
Jon: Let's see if the 3 finger rule applies to Stacy.Can i finger you Stacy?
Stacy: Yes Jon.
Jon: Well meet me at my place around 9ish, you passed the 3 finger rule.
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If you're dating a chick & it's early on, if she doesn't talk to you for three days, with you trying to make an effort, then you dump her.
Aaron: Hey! Have you talked to what's-her-name yet?
John: I've tried! Calling, texting.. Nothing man...
Aaron: Ha, looks like she's getting the 3 Day Rule then.
John: Bitch gets three days!
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Person A- ur not gonna grass me up 2 de police, r u
Person B- Na, loyalty innit, dems da rules
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If food drop on a clean surface it takes 4 seconds for the germs to get on it
bill: Oh sheeet i dropped my burger on your kitchen floor
Ben: ITs ok i clean the floor today
Bill: i aint eating it
Ben: 3 Second Rule
Bill: oh yeah
Ben: and Extra Flavour
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It is acceptable for a woman may hit her abusive husband with a skillet or frying pan with a base thickness equal or less than that of her thumb.
This rule was created in response to the idea that suggests social allowance for a man to hit his wife with a switch of thickness no greater than that of his thumb.
"When he came to, he realized he couldn't be mad as she had not broken the rule of thumb (for women)"
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The 20-40 rule refers to the attractive appearance of a female at 40ft. and the repulsive mold of flesh she calls a face at 20ft.
I was driving by some lady and from a distance, she looked great, but up close...it looked like she was beat with a shovel.....I should've followed the 20-40 rule.
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