Zorb God

The omnipresent zorb God looks over all those in their zorb bubbles who are temporarily suspended from reality due to their marijuana intoxication. At nearly every stoner session the Zorb God is present. If there is a non weed smoker present at a stoner session, they are commonly known as 'zudas' and Zorb God will thus, prevent them from entering The Kingdom of Zorbs.

'Bruv I'm zorbing !'
'Don't worry, Zorb God looks after all those who are zorbing'.

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God's Hotdog

A person created by "God" with left over scraps\parts.
"God's HotDog" (aka: lips and assholes)

"Hey look... there is another product of "God's Hotdog Stand"

"Oh yeah, it is! I'd rather be nailed to a cross than be one of God's Hotdogs"

"Jesus was one of God's Hotdogs"

"I ate baby Jesus"

Mark 14:20
...and as they did eat, Jesus took a bun and blessed it, and gave unto them, and said... Take me, and eat me as God's HotDog

Psalms 14:4
Have all the workers of iniquity no knowledge? Who eat up my people as they eat God's HotDog, and call not upon the Lord.

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god joke

Generally specific things that happen in such an ironic way; only a the fucked up god screwing with you could explain it.

Basically it shows how no human can escape the laws of casualty/ fate. The joke is even more funny when a person tries to resist fate/prophecy, and quite un-ironically ends up MAKING it happen.
For example:
The greatest God Joke that has been told since ancient Greek history. The play of Oedipus (you can still wiki it ya know!)

Prepare to F your moms, Déjà vu, and let your deams be dreams. Because whatever God/s you believe in is laughing at you. That's even including Kim Jon un. XD
I'm willing to bet you lived through a God joke at least once. :P

So I was talking to one my bros about the past election, he was like:
"yo Hillary Clinton man... cheated the democrat primaries, cheated Bernie Sanders, Deleted her Illuminati emails AND lied about them, even got caught but didn't answer to her crimes, oh and that's not all. She even had the feminists + tumblr on her side. Then she did all that just to lose the DONALD fucking TRUMP. LOL! What a goddamn God joke man! its just so fucked up haha!"

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Drip God

Drip God is used for someone as devious Dylan who is slaying all the pussy while dripped out and is THE SEX GOD

Man Dylan is THE DRIP GOD

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rp god

The rp god, commonly known as Timmac, is the god of the Arma 3 roleplay section of Twitch. No other roleplayer is on his level. In 2016 he even published a guide on how to roleplay called 'Roleplaying 101'. He's known for his superb car & talent show RP but he's also not afraid to call out terrible roleplayers. Roleplayers he denounced so far are Lo Chang and Ming Jingtai.

'Hey you know any good Arma 3 roleplayers?

'Dude, are you kidding? Is that even a question? Timmac obviously, he's the RP god!'

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God-stick

•Pronunciation: \'gäd-steek also ˈgȯd-steek\ •noun

1: a thing, usually cylindrical in shape of supreme value or the male genitalia.

2: a person that appears boastful and acts as if he/she knows what they're doing is right but obviously lacks the credentials to back it up.

"What a huge God-stick you have!"

"Please hand me the God-stick will you?"

"Don't be such a God-stick"

In the gym: "What a God-stick. He doesn't even look like a personal trainer, yet he's instructing the guy who appears much bigger than him."

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God's lube

When your getting fucked anally without lube and the blood starts to run. Aka God's lube

I love anal but only with God's lube.

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