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Michael's with Mckone as the last name are usually comic book writers; unless is a bloke from Seascale then he got a big dick
Person: is that the Michael that's a Mckone that does comic art.
God: no it's he got a big dick
Fat piece of shit who needs to lose some weight. Seriously man, I'm looking out for your health. Please lose some weight or your dad might lose a son. Stop eating so much macaroni and Mcdonalds, lose some weight, extend your life span by 60 years.
Male 1: Hey bro you're looking like a real Michael.
Male 2: I know, I've been letting myself go recently.
A stupid dumbass who eats so much macaroni he is now fucking diabetic and refuses to lose weight or work out
Male 1: You're being a real Michael
Male 2: Sorry man I'll try to be better
Michael is the guy that tries too hard to be different. He thinks he’s so cool with his chains and underground music taste but he’s just using it to fuel his ego because he hates himself so much. He is very difficult to get along with because he is so mentally disturbed that he can’t be bothered having normal conversations anymore. He claims that he’s nice “deep down,” but that’s just him convincing himself that he’s not a sociopath.
“That Michael guy is such a prick”
“Yea but he’s hot though”
He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.
Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”
Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”
Michael is a big black man actually he’s small black man because he’s petite and tiny.
Person: Who in the freak is Michael
Me: A small blackish man that’s kinda acoustic
Person: Ohajaoajh
a man/boy you can kiss on the bedroom floor when you are getting horny michael Is the perfect match.
"Michael got down and gave me a blow on the bedroom floor."