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The prank of cutting off your friend's nose while he's sleeping, in order to resemble a star-nosed mole.
Faggot 1: Dude! Was I just star-nose trolled?
Faggot 2: IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!
When its so cold outside your balls get hard and iced up
“Man my MORNING STAR BALLS are growing icicles”
In a “5 Star Dive Bar” you will find a diverse and unique clientele that come from all walks of life. Additionally you will find fun bar games like darts and pool as well as trivia and karaoke nights. But once all these fun activities have been combined they generate a cool subculture vibe that anyone would enjoy. A “5 Star Dive Bar” will offer inexpensive drinks like Miller High Life and PBR for $3 or well liquor for only $4 all day long and the prices will always feel like happy hour. The bartenders at these types of establishments are fun loving and can make you a modern or classic cocktail done the right way for a reasonable price. The bartender will engage with everyone because they are used to the colorful clientele that ranges across all types of people. These types of bars show you that great doesn’t have to be complicated or expensive to enjoy.
The term “5 Star Dive Bar” was first used by Sherwood’s in Jacksonville, Florida after major renovations took place due to damages incurred by hurricane Irma in 2017. The entire establishment may have gotten a face-lift but the heart and soul remained intact.
Description:
- Smoke Free
- Non-sketchy environment
- Clean restrooms with actual toilet paper
- The bar doesn’t smell like a sour mop
- Food on the menu you’ll actually enjoy
- Decor is free of naugahyde, carpet, wood tone formica and/or cinder blocks
- Good music
- Good vibes
- Good people
- “Come as you are” type of attitude from the bar staff
“Hey Honey, this is a real 5 Star Dive Bar! We won’t have to burn our clothes because there won't be the smell of smoke on us tonight when we get home.”
“I’m hitting the local 5 Star Dive Bar tonight, they’ve got live music from a local band!”
“No man, I'd rather go to the 5 Star Dive Bar! At least they have good prices!”
A type of psychedelic trip where you engage in a simultaneous consumption of psilocybin and a (preferably legal) stimulant of your choosing that will give you a boost of focused energy and amp hype while the mushrooms give you joy, confidence, and euphoria.
Andy and Drew went on a shrooms star trip together. Andy had a prescription for ADHD medication and Drew had an 1/4 oz of special shrooms. They went to the park and had a shrooms star trip by hastily walking around the area and naming the taxonomy of all the horticulture whilst speaking calmly and assuredly to an inanimate object as if it were it's own kin. They also played Mario Kart and decided to call that trip combo the shrooms star trip because it reminds them of getting both the STAR and the MUSHROOM in Mario Kart, a legendary game.
The real name for solar panels. because only stupid people say that the sun is a sun you dont look up at the night sky and say look at the suns that would be stupid... dont be stupid call it a damn star panel.
Oh look its a star panel on that roof ... and if you call it any diffrent you are wrong in every sense of the word.
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person 1: do you know who star!#4205 is?
person 2: yes he's so hot i want him inside me 😍
A rubbish tabloid rag which is sensationalist, spreads fake news and conspiracy theories. They are the same newspaper who believed that the moon landing was a CIA hoax, claims that the 9/11 was an inside job and that the bible predicted it, says that an asteroid is approaching the planet earth and that the end of the world is upon us every month. They even claimed that Aliens are coming and created article on how to protect your brain from mind control. They say that using a 'thought screen helmet' prevents aliens from performing any kind of mental control over us. I wouldn't reccomend reading this paper if you are concerned with reliable information because this paper will just end up shoving conspiracy claptrap in your head if you are easily brainwashed.
'Daily Star are a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists and doom mongers'