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The World's most amazing band, next to Gwar. Known for there outlandish live show and relatively decent music.
Holy shit, Dragon Scrotum rocked my scrotum off.
. laser dragon is a black squeaker and that is usually gay
. "laser dragons often play hearthstone and have sexual emotions for cards such as "reno jackson
.their dad often beat them with a belt
wow did you see that kid there? he is such a laser dragon
(Phrase): When someone Chunder Dragons while simultaneously giving a Golden Shower and a Cleveland Steamer.
“Damn, me and Stacy got wild last night and I attempted the rare Brown Eye Golden Dragon on her.”
The personality of a bearded dragon
He has the best dragonality in the world cuz he is the cutest bearded dragon.
You sit your girl friend in the v-sit workout position, then you proceed to jump on her stomach, as she shits herself you then pick up the poop and shove it down the slags throat, you pull out your penis and forcefully shove it down her throat, as she chokes you sit on the end of the bed in the most awkward position, once she is dead you proceed to have intercourse with the dead body
Boy:dam g I gave my ex that Thai dragon last night
Boy2: for real motherfucker you one strange man
When a priest and a nun have intercourse, the priest shoots his load inside the nun's mouth. He smacks the back of the nun's head making the load go through her nose, the priest then sticks a finger deep in her mouth so the nun vomits making it look like flames.
I went to the church yesterday and caught the priest giving the nun A Dragon In The Church
When two men ( preferably one being uncircumcised ) roll their penis skin over the others penis tip to masturbate together
The guy Brian I've been seeing is uncut and last night we did a Mergen dragons in the clubs bathroom.