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universal payment

When your buddy needs a solid so he offers beer as a form of compensation in exchange for labor.

Hey man, I need help working on my car, you in?
Sure, what's in it for me?

Universal Payment as always.

by 360blazeit March 25, 2024


Fordham University

Lincoln center: A mid university for those who were rejected from NYU, Columbia, and Barnard but still willing to pay 80k a year. “The CITY is my campus”

Rose hill: Professors don’t even know why people go there

I go to Fordham University Lincoln center
So you also got rejected from NYU?

I go to Fordham University Rose hill

So you’re trying to transfer to Lincoln center?

by Anonymous ram November 20, 2022


university picnic

(n.) an event characterized by the intake of pizza, beer, and marijuana while lounging on the floor of a room; (v.) to engage in a chairless picnic of pizza, beer, and marijuana in a sparsely appointed room, such as a cheap studio apartment or dorm room.

They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.

by Adabeie March 24, 2016


Universal Empathy

The ability to empathize and will.

He has the ability "Universal Empathy" as a Being operating in Reality.

by Xx0Salem0xX June 8, 2023


University of San Francisco

A liberal arts diploma mill often confused with University of Southern Florida, UCSF, or SFSU—so much so that “CA” has to be added to clarify it’s just USF, an overpriced private school with minimal campus life. There’s little sense of community, our Donaroo is hit-or-miss, and for parties, you’re better off at SFSU. USF boasts about diversity, even tho it’s mostly Midwestern liberal pick-me girls and ultra-wealthy Chinese international students who barely speak English but could afford to put your whole family in their sweatshops back home.

The student body is a mix of self-righteous progressives, moody rich kids, and trust fund babies, with about 10% actually down-to-earth. Any non-liberal opinion will get you side-eyed, and most students slowly realize their $80K tuition wasn’t worth it. Maybe some are still just coming off Adderall. Hard to tell.

Faculty mostly understand the tuition scam and avoid expensive textbooks—unless you’re pre-med or law, in which case you already messed up. The admins, mismanages funds, underpays staff, and faces constant janitorial strikes. Dorms are bare-bones (“minimalist”), cafeteria food is bland, and sports are irrelevant.

The only perks? The location and an alumni network full of rich, old-school Italian- Catholics who don’t care about USF’s so-called values. You’ll wish you’d gone to a state school.

The University of San Francisco maybe be hilariously liberal, but at least we’re sleepy enough to not be Berkeley

by OldSchoolFool February 25, 2025


Person universe version 1

Person 1: googoo gaagaa

In Person universe version 1, person 1 is born.

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ September 9, 2023

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Quantum Universe

A brand that wants to spread science, mainly astrophysics and theoretical physics. The Instagram page of the quantum universe has over 120k global followers

The community of Quantum Universe is growing rapidly!

by November 24, 2021