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wet t-shirt contest

one of the best things you can get for free - young, barely legal girls (usually) wear thin wifebeaters and get drenched in cold, cold water. usually helped with large buckets or hoses.

tits

by hitler July 9, 2003

122πŸ‘ 96πŸ‘Ž


So wet right now

a phrase used to describe something that is at the peak of awesomeness and literally could not get any better than it is at that current moment

1. Did you see those isolations? So wet right now

2. There were like 300 people in that apartment, including a youtube star, a charger girl, and a UC regent! SO WET RIGHT NOW!

by Sparkforce August 11, 2009

21πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Northeastern Wet T-Shirt

The sexual act of removing a man or woman's shirt and inserting completely into their rectum. After complete insertion, the t-shirt is removed and worn by the person voted to receive the ejaculatory reward.

-I was going to wear that Justin Bieber t-shirt Chase got me, but he never gave it back after last night's Northeastern Wet T-shirt surprise move in bed.
-Oh that sucks, I love that shirt.

by Cheesy D February 28, 2011

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Better wet than dry

A genius quote invented by Louis to state that a pussy better when moist rather than when dry.

Personally I like it better wet than dry.

by LOUIS_shush January 22, 2021


Wet Side High School

The shittiest school I've ever went to. My 7th grade English teacher seems like a somewhat pedophile. My math teacher was a bitch for no apparent reason. My Social Studies teacher was also a bitch because if you got an answer wrong, she would bitch at your ass. And finally, my 8th grade English teacher. He was so fucking lazy like holy hell. He didn't teach us shit and relied on a damn audio book for The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. He made me not want to read the book again. Now I'm homeschooled and half the students there switched schools and the rest just want to be homeschooled. The only people who don't are the ones that are the rednecks. They always eat the cafeteria food because it's free. The school is on food stamps I'm one of the only kids who had a lunchbox. Though, not all of them were rednecks. Some of them were chill as hell and there were a few hot chicks. I'm not talking about that one ugly ass thot who said she'll jerk me off if I give her the rest of my sandwich on the bus. She look like Chucky gone wrong. 2/10

Person 1: Dude I want to be homeschooled.
Person 2: Yeah man. Everyone here is a redneck here at Wet Side High School

by BLΠ°Ze November 25, 2019


Wet Window Wiener Wiper

This is next-level pervert peeping tom/mooning (showing one's ass).
Rather than a simple peek-a-boo to a victim just trying to get a look the perpetrator wants to be seen and caught in the act. Similar to "mooning" or placing one's bare ass up to a window for comedic value this act encompasses both peeping as well as mooning but much more.
You expose yourself with pants down to the knees or pantless. Press your genitals firmly against the window where the observer on the other side will have a clear and unobstructed view of the upcoming action. Once the attention of the victim has been confirmed the individual preforming the W.W.W.W. will begin to urinate while moving genitals from side to side. If done correctly a squeegee-like sound should be produced from the lateral motion. If ones "package" is of sufficient size it should act like a windshield wiper on a cars windshield (swiping from side to side whilst your penis displaces the urine away from the outside of the window) ensuring the observer maintains clear line of sight with the depravity happening on the other side of the glass.

Dude 1:

"I got wasted last night and wanted to give her and her new boyfriend something to remember me by, I was just going to smear poop on her window but I couldn't help myself when I noticed it was already dirty.... Plus I wanted to show off my shit. I gave em' the ol "
Wet Window Wiener Wiper". Tell me I'm not the fuckin man".

Dude 2:
"Aaron (dude 1) you're the fuckin man, always have been! Legendary bro, fucking legendary."

by Aaron Deez-nutz March 25, 2023


Wet Wednesday poop challenge

When it’s pool day in school, and you have to try to poop in the pool without being noticed

Ali-A just posted a video on the wet Wednesday poop challenge and failed

by Bullybilly30 June 6, 2018