suck it easy or lick it hard

When you ask someone this question they have a hard decision: to lick it hard or suck it easy? HMMM...

A: Hey B i got a question for you
B: What?
A: Given the choice would you suck it easy or lick it hard?
B: Umm... lick it hard... oh no... umm... suck it easy?... ummm... uhhh... yeahh...

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suck, fuck, and head to bed

Its when you getcha head, then you fuck, and head to bed afterwords.

Man this Jessica bitch gave me the suck, fuck, and head to bed last night and man was it blazin.

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You suck young bum

A radiohead reference. From the song We suck young blood, an insult to a radiohead fan. Insulting Radiohead's music or one's knowledge of Radiohead.

I'm sorry I can't belive you didn't know that, you suck young bum!

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suck out bin wank

to know your place in society.

suck the fuck out you fucking bin wank!

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naked scuba suck-gasm

A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.

My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!

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suck my big dick

Why the fuck do you look this up bitch. You don't have a fucken dick you piece of shit.

Suck my big dick fat ass.

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"Are you sucking my dick?"

Roughly translated as "Are you kidding me?" Best used when something unbelievable happens during a game of Tecmo Super Bowl.

*Randal Cunnigham is sacked, and fumbles the ball on the 1 yard line*

"Are you sucking my dick?"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT SHIT!"

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