Potato (v)
1. To remain in a comfortable space (typically a couch,) in a relaxed position, for an exceptionally long time.
2. To gain pleasure from relaxing in one place for an exceptionally long time.
Dude! I totally potatoed this weekend watching The Handmaid's Tale.
A secret code to get into potato safehouse at 37.327722, -93.375982
Person 1 - (at safehouse door) "potato"
Person 2 - ok come on in
Potato is a dull or boring person.
Johnny: I think I'll take a walk today because it's supposed to be nice outside.
Darcy: Potato.
Bill: Potato.
Fred: Potato.
Gina: Just bake and add cheese.
A potato is a roof vegetable that a lot of people find funny. Some people have a potato fetish where all they can think about are potatoes.
Person with a potato fetish: I’m a potato
Normal person: Aren’t potatoes just like vegetables
Person with a potato fetish: no, potatoes are a lifestyle