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Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.
P.S. Grease makes great lube.
"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.
Best boyfriend ever i love him so so so so so so much
10/10 amazing at railing ppl
“Yo you know Alex?”
“Ya i heard that hes awesome at railing his boyfriend Toby”
10/10 amazing at railing people
Love him absolutely amazing 10/10 ysysysysys
“You you know Alex?”
“Ya that dudes fucking awsome at railing his boyfriend toby”
alex is a boy who will either make or break you. he can make you the happiest person ever or you’ll want to kick him in the throat. i miss him and i feel both of those things abt him so 🤷
Alex is a asshole but i love him
this person thinks a microwave is a computer he also thinks a t.v. is a computer
you should not be friends with an alex
Alex is alex😂, he is very attractive, he is silly and always make u laugh. He always is caring and makes ur day. He is special in a good way. He loves when u give him attention. He gets mad when u lose his stuff and also checks up on you. He does have a lost of sadness in him but you can cheer him up easily. He also haves a cute personality that can get u to catch feelings for him bc when u around him he makes u smile.💓‼️
Have u seen Alex?
An individual with one, or many, schizoid traits and tendencies. Very commonly mistaken for bipolar disorder, however, when interacting with an Alex the issues are undeniably rooted in manic schizophrenic episodes and behavior.
"Hello Alex."
This will prompt an Alex to respond with one of three possible paths;
1. Take offense and become unconsolably irritated for the duration of conversation
2. Completely disregard the original greeting and go on a different, completely unrelated tangent.
3. Enter a hibernation-like state of comatose where no thoughts, ideas, or messages are received or exchanged between either participant.