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This is when you take a high powered vacuum cleaner and fill it with small bits of corn and put it on blow with the end of it in a complete strangers butthole. The is either a complete explosion of the hosts body or it come out the other end, if it comes out the other end you must eat or drink it, depends on the form.
Chad: Susan is gonna let me try the American drycorn infiltration explosion on her!!
John: lucky
Benningfield junior over Ass's ganbjrasteriots bejripytomburialonnie Benningfieldoubjraggin american juniorelbjaloods relbjaleeds is created by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine the red black and the blue becussins relbjatives.
I invented and made and created and started benjrovganbjrastass's ganbjrasteriots bejripytomburialonnie Benningfieldoubjraggin American juniorelbjaloods relbjaleeds relbjatives becussins for life. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
The act of banging your girlfriend, then while fucking her, spread her ass cheeks, puke in her butt hole, than smack her ass and watch it spew out... like a volcano
Man, I gave my girlfriend an American Volcano last night and than she had to go to the hospital.
When you live in an Italian neighborhood and your broke, they give you pasta sauce and you add frozen burgers and elbows. Bon appétit!!!!
I moved into an Italian neighborhood, they gave me whole made sauce and I put frozen burgers and made it American chop duecy
a mission with a perfect sound track in red dead redemption 2 and the final mission of the epilogue
american venom is a mission where u shouldn't use dead eye because the sound track is just too perfect
friend 1: "yo did you play american venom"
friend 2: "yeah homes i can't believe people use dead eye in it"
friend "exactly"
Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores
Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.
The American Dream®, though it used to mean something, has long since become a symbol of consumerism, corporatocracy, and, quite frankly, bullshit, to a large portion of the more critical population.
Well I'd like to tell you all about my dream, it's a place
Where strip malls abound and diversion's mere moments away
Where culture's defined by the
Ones least refined
And you'll be left behind
If you don't fit in
It's all distorted
In americana my way
Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true
Now give me my cable, fast food, four-by's, tat's right away
I want it right now cause my generation don't like to wait
My future's determined by
Thieves, thugs, and vermin
It's quite an excursion
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way
Well my dream has come true
My vision has come true
I'm a product
Of my environment
So don't blame me, i just work here
My rights are denied by
Those least qualified
Trading profit for pride
But it's okay
Everything's backwards
In americana my way
My nightmare has come true
My nightmare has come true
Yeah, it's all coming true
American by the Offspring
Dude 1: Why does everyone hate me
Dude 2: maybe you should stop working a mediocre job only so you can afford driving a pickup truck, eating fast food, and sitting on your ass all day.
Dude 1: No way, dude. I'm just living The American Dream®