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did u rlly think there was a word such as apple-knocker
nope.
stop being an apple-knocker
This is a person who has/is/or will fuck an apple. This person may do it for fun or for a dare but it don't matter.
"I'm an Apple Creamer"
"You're fucking weird
Apple's take on the "Spy Watch" from Spy Kids (film made: March 30, 2001).
- You can read the time (because apparently numbers are letters now...??
- Talk to your deceased grandma (they have Apple Watches in heaven)
- and most importantly Watch YouTube (cool right?!)
I love my Apple Watch, I can finally Watch YouTube on my wrist!
Where you want to joke about something but you can’t think of anything
Person 1: Wanna hear a joke?
Person 2: Sure
Person 1: Jamaican Apple Sauce
A way to mess with your friends because this word doesn't exist.
Camille didn't know what flat-apple meant and googled it
The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!
Billy: Can I join the Apple Cult?
Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!
Billy: Let's go!
Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!
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