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Apple Cult

The Apple Cult is the best Cult there is! We worship Apples, Cortland, Bob, and the Apple leader Robby. And go to our Apple Cult website and our Apple Cult trivia to learn stuff about it. Some of the properties are that if you don't own a spoon it is a sin, National Apple Cult Day is on March 12th, National Cortland Day is on September 25th, And Apple Month in October. And if you do good in the Cult you can get into our special ranks! So go and join the Apple Cult!

Billy: Can I join the Apple Cult?

Apple Cult member: Sure! You have just joined the best Cult in the World!

Billy: Let's go!

Apple Cult member: Now go and respect the best fruit!

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by MyButtHurts69 May 3, 2022


Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

by Michael December 7, 2021


god apple

A term in Minecraft to define an enchanted Golden Apple. The word "god apple" also describes the item's overpowering nature.

I've prepared some god apples for this epic PVP.

by elaboratescanner04 January 22, 2024


God Apple

A term used by Minecraft players to refer to the enchanted golden apple, a rare and powerful in-game healing item. It is also referred to as a "Notch apple" in reference to Minecraft creator Markus "Notch" Persson.

I found 3 god apples in that ancient city.

by CtrlAlt_Games November 6, 2024


apple puncher

ap·ple punch·er
/ˈapəl-pən(t)SH-er/
noun
1.
The act of forcefully inserting an apple (by punching it) deep into someones anal cavity.

"Bro, I was watching porn last night and this girl got served by the most hardcore apple puncher I've ever seen"

by worlds best apple puncher October 17, 2015


Apple pie prank

If u know u know

Whatchu know ab the Apple pie prank if 2022” “oh it’s the Apple pie prank

by Applepieprank December 31, 2024


candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

by May 12, 2023