Definiton: slang for when you wanna refer someone's dead trim to a coconut
Ex: You are as shit as Ryan's Haircut.
When you punch someone’s ball sack so hard, it gets sucked into their butthole
He had to go to the hospital after he got a Ranger Ryan
an amazing human. He is also called a gibbon as he laughs like one.
Random Stranger: AAA IS THAT A GIBBON LAUGHING
other guy: no its just Ryan.
Ryan has a very dirty mind, he never fails to impress you. He may seem quiet to other people but his friends,HELL NO. He is an insane crazy human being. He is always there for you when you need him. Ryan’s advice is sometimes good and sometimes bad.
Friend: I’ve been feeling down recently
Ryan: why what’s wrong
Friend:I’m just sad
Ryan: *gives good advice
The Guy who searched his name up and is reading at the stupid definitions
Ryan
hes nice
he has nice hair
his accent is proper charming
but he'll flirt with you and then throw u to the side
bignirja: how are things with ryan
me: eh uno hes being him