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A term describing the feeling of total numbness - or pins and needles in your legs whilst using your phone or other device (ipod etc) on the toilet. This happens when you rest your arms on your legs for added stability when playing a game or surfing the internet or facebook.
"what took you so long? you've been gone 20 minutes!".
"Oh yeah...i went to the loo and got angry bird legs".
anyone who is triggering like a birdy. often annoying, strange, stupid. is very triggering. stupid birb.
YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING TRIGGER BIRD
When you try to fart in someone’s general direction, but accidentally spray a stream of liquid poop at them instead.
Dude, I heard you gave Jones family a spiteful bird the other day.
A small imaginary creature that makes loud noises and wakes people up.
Matt- "That smoke detector bird sounds hungry?"
Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"
A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.
“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”
“Early bird sucks the dick…”
a cool bird that wears aviators & smokes marlboro blacks. when you’re in need of nicotine, just call the fucking bird & he will bring you nicotine
Hey do you have any nicotine?
No, just call a nicotine bird
When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus
Once at this party, I was Baby-Bird Boofing a full beer with the help of Abigail.