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Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
Premade sugar cookies found at Walmart that are both cheap and delicious.
My teacher always gets white trash cookies for classroom parties.
A bitch who “apologizes” but then tries to hurt people again
Person A: do you know easter cookie
Person b: yeah she’s a bitch who “apologizes” to hurt people again
Blue balls pressed against glass
After fingering three girls, Jake pressed his blue balls against the sliding glass door, creating blue cookies...YUMMMMY!!
Cookie syndrom is when your head rots a little because you eat a cookie after bumping your head.
Cookie syndrom can kill people
When you bump your head and eat a cookie you can get a severe head ache. It can also rot your brain and make you stupid.
Someone “My little brother got cookie syndrom.”
Another person “Oh no is he gonna be alright.”
Where a woman inserts skittles into her vag and a man (or woman) eats them whilst coated in slippery substances.
Yo, Dave ate Karens skittle cookie