e-souffle

Noun The phenomenon that occurred beginning around 1995 and ending around 2003 whereupon many high tech startups grew beyond their capacity, overspent investor's money, and in the end were left with less than what they started with.

1) Many people lost their dot com jobs during the e-souffle.

2) Prior to the e-souffle, companies would spend tens of thousands of dollars on open bar parties, customized marketing swag, gadgets for employees, frivolous business trips and "team building" retreats.

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e-swole-a

E-swole-a
When you eat a something like a protein bar but it gives you a mad case of the runs, mud butt, fire-rhea and turns you all sweaty and feverishly anguished like Ebola but you do it for the gains to get buff, ripped, shredded, swole.

Joe: "Hey, bruh do you mind if I take a bite of that protein bar?"

Dan: "At your own risk, mane. Is E-swole-a worth it?"

Joe looks around nervously and questions his integrity and discipline

Joe: "Fuck yeah, it's leg day. Now I'm ready to get swole"

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E-Boy

If you meet a E-Boy... I'm sorry. These boys usually are always on their phone. They are not athletic and their arms are Spaghetti noodles. They can't see well since they are always winking. They are always dehydrated since their tongue is always out. There natural habitat is TikTok

E-Boys are 🍝 Spaghetti Noodles

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E-Unit

Ill tempered street gang based in rural Northwest Indiana. Gang members consist of dozens of unguided youth with a grudge on society. It is known for famous stunts such as mass power outages, widespead stolen goods, and frieght train taggings.

"Man, dem E-Unit boys stole my bike agian!"

"Holy shit!, the E-Unit shut the power off to the whole school!"

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E-job

a word use to describe a virtual blowjob

Jack," I just got an E-job the other day man, it was great"
John,"Isn't that kind of cheating on your wife?"
Jack,"..."

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E-dumb

You get drunk in one night, you join e-harmony.com, loverplanet.com (complete Russian) then you sign up for a year subscription of live sex sex web cams.

You wake the next morning your credit is out. Oh shit. Do you want to throw 3 dollars.

E-Dumb Its true I was drunk, didn't get to pick up anything from the Bar did not want to go to bed. Some live cyber sex web cams, then e-eharmony, then loversplanet.com. Do you know how many Russian women contact me because if they get married it is free citizenship and no work visa.

The thing is I don't really want to throw it away because it cost me around $300.00 at the same it is an activity that takes time out of my life everyday.

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E-Gay

Imagine, like an e-girl, but it's a guy who also loves dicks.

Oh XFioraMaster18 I want your bick cock in my tight mouth.
Ew dude, you're so E-Gay

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