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a particularly trashy, decrepit, old, rusted, non-functional, or just generally crappy vehicle. The green puddle skipper is an amplification of the general use puddle skipper. A green puddle skipper may be any color (usually "rust"), but bonus points shall be awarded if said car is actually any shade of green. A green puddle skipper goes above and beyond bad taste or low budget, and is the sort of car that should have been shredded, shot, or compacted into a small steel cube dozens of years ago. There is no excuse for a green puddle skipper.
"Holy geez! Was that a bright yellow 1979 Mercury Cougar with a coat hanger for an antenna and Saran Wrap for the windshield?!?"
"Yessir, it was."
"What a green puddle skipper!"
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A support group for Watonwan County fudge packers who get together and play with each other during the football season.
I love being a Green Bay Packers fan
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THE BEST DRINK EVER! Tastes just like green apple jolly ranchers.... yummmmmmmm!
Pass that green apple biznatch!
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The act of eating a girls butthole out while she is wearing a Green Bay Packers Cheesehead.
Grant: "Dude I totally gave that girl the Green Bay Cheez-it in the Tundra Lodge's hot tub this weekend"
Will: "Fucking right dude. Its almost as good as my weekend, when I gave my girlfriend the Angry Dragon.
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1. Vodka flavored like sour green apple usually purchased for 8 dollars for a mickey and 10 dollars for a fifth.
2. A vodka flavored for women, men usually buy green apple when they want to fuck a broad.
Hey dude I wanna fuck jessica so bad.
Well she is a bitch so no 151.
SMIRNOFF GREEN APPLE!
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A girl that likes it up the butt to stop pollution by not needing a condom.
Dude 1: So how was that chick you took home last night?
Dude 2: She was such a go green girl, when we were getting ready to do it she said "go green, do me in the ass"!
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Backed by Russia, the Tea Party rose to prominence in 2008.
By December 2015, Russia had also secured the services of professional unserious candidate of the Green Party, Jill Stein.
While she claims to be representing an "environmental" Party, her record has supported Petroleum Putin as much as her MAGA Red Russian Tea Party cohorts'. Recently, these "environmentalists" couldn't even bring themselves to sanction Russian fossil fuels after Russia attacked Ukraine, and even threatened the world with a new nuclear catastrophe!
"Does that politician ACTUALLY care about the environment?"
"Naw, strictly Green Tea Party, helping the GOP keep Democrats from passing any laws to combat Global Climate Change."
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