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A zombie that is not content with eating flesh. Oh no. Gay zombies are out for only one thing, PENIS! Bent wrists, makeup, fashion compliments...all signs of homosexual undead. Don't worry, though, a gay zombie won't bite you or rip you apart. They just give you hickeys. Yes, big fuckin' hickeys whose only purpose is to flip your world upside down and make you as flaming as your dad's charcoal barbecue grill in the backyard when your mom starts bitching and he dumps too much lighter fluid because the only thing on his mind is how much time is gonna go by before she shuts the fuck up. That's a lot of flaming. Be prepared! Don't get bitten...err...kissed* by any gay zombies.
See FND Films on youtube for Gay Zombie trailer.
*Gay zombie runs up on Vin and attacks him*
*Aaron knocks the zombie off with a shovel*
Vin - "Dude, I think it just gave me a hickey!"
Aaron - "Quick! Say something manly!"
Vin - "Um, those...shoes are nice."
Aaron - "What?!"
Vin - "Thoseth shoesth, the compliment your outfit."
Aaron - "You have a lisp, dude!"
*Vin's wrists start bending. His lisp gets stronger*
Vin - Oh my God, oh my God. Ooooh ooooooh.
*Vin looks at Aaron in interest*
Vin - "Mmmmmmmmmm"
*Aaron is left with no choice but to kill his best friend to keep himself from loving the cock. Good choice.*
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A stereotypical gay that no one likes and is ghetto/ratchet
"Johnny is a gay ratchet I mean have you seen the way he acts"
"He was acting so extra at the party. His shirt was ratchet. Honestly he is such a gay ratchet"
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The "Gay Sock" is the sock that is always missing on laundry day, usually because it's been thrown behind a dresser or hidden under a mattress after being "Used".
"Guy wants to mess around, take things aint his? slap him with " The Gay Sock".
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The gay squad starts with the one gay but in a few years they're is only one straight member. The one gay member doesn't turn them gay. They help them relise they're hella gay just by being really fucking gay around them. The first gay is usually the most open gay. A gay preacher if you will.
Friend: "that's the gay one"
1st gay: "you right"
/A few years later/
1st gay: "that's the straight one"
Stranger: "wait are the rest of you all gay??"
7 voices: "yes but I'm /unidentifiable screaming of sexualities/"
Stranger: "a gay squad oh hell yeah!"
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They say you do enough meth you don't know what they're talking about
If you take your friends dildo to use it on your own ass then you would be meth gay Steven you know who you are McIntyre
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Someone who isn't out of the closet yet but is obviously gay; A child that is obviously gay but is too young for it to be officially acknowledged.
Ronald: Thats the most effeminate straight guy I have ever met. Tony: Oh he's definitely not straight he's just future gay, give him some time.
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