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perfection and life itself.
hey do u know ghost
what’s ghost
perfection.
1. To ignore someone, usually via social media.
2. A spooky figure of something dead.
1. Imma ghost this perv
2. Ahhhh a ghost!
A ghost is a inhuman thing in which occurs once someone dies and has unfinished business and needs to finish it. if you have a ghost in your house do not give it fear they live off of it and if it throws things your looking at the wrong definition look for poltergeist
I have the ghost of my grandad in my room he said he would stay with me forever
A (not) scary ass mf who is lowkey nonchalant (and kinda horny)
Ahh!! a ghost- Ah~ G-Ghost s-s-slow down ngh~
1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??