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Female Dad

The female version of a mother fucker. Or, as some may say, the female version of a male parent/father/dad

Who's that?
Damb, that's female dad

by Sir Leaky Bum October 2, 2021


mississippi dad

The Dad to the girl of you dream. You don’t want to get on the wrong side of him cause he is a mean southern Dad with his shoutgun.

Tommy-Are you Kiersten’s Dad. Mississippi Dad-while yes and you better not hurt my daughter or I’ll hurt you.

by Fortnitegod12345 January 28, 2018


Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.

“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster
Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”

by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022


Dad Anxiety

When you look at a little kid and start thinking how you would end up as a dad. You start thinking if you're going to be a cool or a boring dad. Or will you be capable of being a dad??? It's a thought which fill questions in your head.

*Looks at a baby*
Guy: "Man, imagine me being a dad; that would be so cool. Or not. Oh Boy, oh I'll be the worst dad on Earth!!!!!"
Guy 2: "Dude, you're just getting Dad Anxiety. Calm Down,"

by Athuguy January 30, 2023


Dad age

The rapid aging one undergoes when becoming a father, usually accompanied by graying hair receding hairline, or the development of a dad bod.

Have you seen Tim since his kid was born? He dad aged quick.

by Infinitecypher March 26, 2018


Mean Dad

He’s 6 foot tall, has an English degree, runs car dealerships, and wears glasses. He’s usually fun and cute but sometimes he goes to the family pool and doesn’t invite his family. He’s just a mean dad.

That Mike guy is a mean dad.

by Lady Pern June 12, 2022


ta-dad

A Tia (Spanish for Aunt) that has stepped up and taken on the roll of the non-existent Dad. Therefore earning and becoming Ta-Dad.

I need to ask my Ta-Dad before I can go.

by Paiutendn85 February 2, 2023