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DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!
Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
Hey, I just gave a man the Washington Hot Pocket last night. It was good
high wasted bottoms over taking ur gut
happy hour nachos are full of gut pockets
ya fatty, we see, notice, point, but still smash
Paying someone under the table
They added money to their buddy pocket to get things done under the table.
A pocket to pocket come from the description of a woman's pubic hair, which when left unshaven for a long period of time, will stretch from one pocket in her pants to the other; in other words, a GIANT f'ing bush.
Will: "Hey Matt, you hear about your mom's pocket to pocket?"
Matt: "What are you talking about?"
Will: "Your mom has the biggest bush ever, it stretches from pocket to pocket"
Matt: "Fuck you"
A man who was so hungry stole a steak during dinner wrapped it up in paper towel and put it in his suit inside pocket and then munched on it during chapel
Pocket steak could strike again at any time. Watch out for your meats or else he’ll slurp them up