Ryan’s hair

Naturally red with no hints of blonde whatsoever

Ryan claims that his hair is blonde…. Ryan’s hair is red

Hair salon

A slang word for a drugs den, where people go to ‘curl up and die’. Made popular by the cult film Rock’n’rolla.

“He frequents the hair salon”.
“That estate if full of dodgy hair salons”.

hair fleas

Also known as lice!

Damn, my kid got sent home for having Hair Fleas.. Bugs got to go!

claire hair

The state of hair in which hair dye has gone horribly wrong (ie patchy, discolored, all around ratchet)

That girl got some nasty Claire hair

blue haired mom

A MILF to a crip member

"Damn that's one fine blue haired mom"a

Hair Cretin

People who dislike your haircut but only you like it.

Hair Cretin - Your haircut is so dead!
Person - You Hair Cretin

Cheese hair

An elongated string-like piece cooled and solidified cheese, often found in or on food containing cheese and easily mistaken for a head, beard, or pubic hair

I was concerned i found a pube in my cheesesteak but it was only a cheese hair.

Suck my cheese hair.