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A subspecies of the newly discovered "Complete Jackass" creature. They are extremely transphobic and homophobic towards every other living creature besides themselves. A few notable behaviors that indicates that a Super Straight believes you are part of the LGBTQ+ community and do not like you are them ignoring you, being hostile towards you, pretending to be injured and calling other Complete Jackasses over, and rarely attempting to initiate a physical fight. Though they are somehow capable of speaking human languages and understanding human languages, they are unable to solve the most basic puzzles and complete the most basic non-survival related tasks. A group of Super Straights, or just Complete Jackasses in general, is known as a Complaint.
Zoo Tour Guide: And here, we have the Complete Jackasses.
Crowd of Zoo Visitors: (Various noises of disgust and hatred)
Random Super Straight: HELP! THAT MAN'S ATTACKING ME! AAAGHH! (Pretending to be severely injured)
Complaint: (Various angry noises and threats)
Zoo Tour Guide: Moving on..
Something to say to speedrun getting cancel on twitter.
marc: Im super straight
Twitter: U homophobic racist and anti-lgbtq+ peice of shit.
A code for describing a teacher who is usually unfair with grading, and gives too many quizzes
Dude I have so many quizzes today because of Yes Straight
Neo Pronouns used by men with a piss kink!
Oh, Kyle said he wants to be called "Im/Straight" Oh well, then we should support his neo pronouns!
Broski 1:"Hey bro, wanna come over and straight fuck? My girlfriend isn't really feelin' it tonight."
Broski 2: "Hell yeah bro, anytime tonight"
When you pick up a bottle of Galliano Sambuca (black flavour), using a straight arm pouring it in your mouth.
What started as a lovely Chinese banquet for new years dinner ended up with straight arm pouring, Black lit in the mouth and dancing on the table tops.
Something extremely straight, as straight as a stream of vomit.
Avril Lavigne’s hair is puke straight.