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5 min hols

five minute holidays.
this is when you jump into your car and drive to your favourite destination in lightspeed. knowing time will end too soon until you are called back into service. hopefully one day it will be the other way round when my favourite getaway will be my physical home ♡

"mama, can you play restaurant with me in the bath tub?"
"Honey, i'm on 5 min hols. catch you later"

by Krkič January 1, 2021


Johnny 5

Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!

Look over there its Johnny 5, in the garbage can.

by Tweekachew October 13, 2020


The 5 D's

A term used to describe 5 types of quests, which make a bulk of quests in MMORPGs (Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games):

1.) Destroy
2.) Deliver
3.) Discover
4.) Defend
5.) Drop

"Nobody is saying abandon the 5 D's, but you can add each quest an individual flavour.."

by Lokosicek June 30, 2017


Haj 5

A term used to describe an extended time period. When one says “5 minutes” but it really implies a minimum of 15. Used colloquially for hyperbole of wait times

The final 2 minutes of a basketball game are really a Haj 5

by YouReallyWould April 21, 2023


LD nat 5

A natural 5 star in the game summoners of the Light/Dark Attribute, only being able to get from certain scrolls within the game, including All Attribute Legendary Scrolls, and Light/Dark Scrolls.

Joe: Hey dude, I just got an LD nat 5!
John: Oh yeah, I heard you can only get those from the Light/Dark scrolls.

by Koro6 May 29, 2022


Stephen of grade 5

Stephen is a 300lb 5th grader who has this odd obsession with Wario and would always play “Wario” at recess but nobody knew what that was.

Stephen also seem to have committed the “ass ripping of 5th grade” incident. We don’t know when this happened, but it just happened.

Do you remember that kid Stephen of grade 5 who was obsessed with Wario?

by WeehooIsBased May 13, 2022


5 Hour Route

A tiny route a lazy ass mailman who has been at post office for 25 years stretches out to an 8 hour job.

That's only a 5 Hour Route so why do you need overtime.

by BigThingMailman April 15, 2016