found you one

A game played between friends when out in public. The object of the game is to find the most hideous, fat, unattractive person you can and then tell your buddy "Found you one!". Your friend must then locate the individual which immediately results in your friend having naked visions about the said freak. You must also make sure that the freak doesn't become aware that you are making light of them because charging elephants and buffalo can really run fast! Fun for boys and girls!

Walking through the gates at the track, Asa spotted a rather robust woman wearing a shirt that made her look like a can of busted biscuits. Tapping Josh on the shoulder he said "Found you one motherfucker!"

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one-track mind

a mind obsessed with only one thing

That boy has a one-track mind. All he thinks about is his girlfriend.

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One Punch Man

The coolest hero ever!!!!

One Punch Man can kill anybody with only One Punch! check out the anime

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Fiber One Challenge

Where you and your friends each eat an entire box of Fiber One granola bars. Last one to, well, last is the winner. Ideally played in a house with one or two bathroom depending on the size of the group.

me My Friends and I did the fiber one challenge yesterday.

you How did it go?

me We had to be careful not to detonate the gas and destroy the house.

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No one gives a fuck

No one cares.

- I just got a new phone!
- Dude, no one gives a fuck.

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fire one out

to take a big fat massive shit...coined by Peter Griffin on Family Guy

Woman(Jennifer Love Hewitt's character): I can't believe you ordered a pie for an appetizer.
Peter: Don't worry I'll go fire one out in about 5 minutes and I'll be ready for dinner.

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Twenty One Pilots

Two beans make 2004 emo aesthetic screamo ukelele rap

"Man, I love Twenty One Pilots." "Me too man, I could listen to those two smol beans talk all day."

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