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Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024


play together

A game that you can play during the pandemic (or after that)

Let's play "play together"!

by Redstonee December 18, 2021


You want to play, lets play

Line meaning a someone wants another person to fuck them.

Person 1: You want to play, lets play 😏
Person 2: 😏😏😏

by GamerRoblox9000 August 3, 2023


Play Button

A reward in YouTube given to YouTubers for passing a certain amount of subscribers.

KSI: yooo I got a diamond play button🤣🤣🤣
Logan Paul: yeah… just because of prime.

by AQUAR1US4LIF3 March 16, 2023


play Athens

METAL RELEASE A has higher and more ratings than METAL RELEASE B, but somehow is rymked lower. Alive in Athens and Still Life are the best example for this.

If neither of the two releases are metal, use play Fillmore instead.

Cynic's Focus is better than anything Metallica has done since Master of Puppets, but Metallica managed to play Athens on me.

by paganinio June 14, 2008


Bread Play

1st rule of bread play don’t be racist
2nd rule of bread play don’t eat the bread after

Hey chad wanna go to my house and do some bread play but don’t be racist and don’t eat the bread

by Yeast party January 21, 2020


playing for Kansas City

Euphemism for a gay man. From the expression playing for the other team and the 1974 film Blazing Saddles.

“I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!”

“He’s not interested in girls, he’s busy playing for Kansas City” *wink wink*

by Willybobjonas123 June 13, 2021