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An Orphan Hot Pocket is when an only child’s parents are taken and turned into hot pockets, then being fed to the now orphaned child.
I’m about to commit an orphan hot pocket
a "Montana ice pocket" is when you stick 5 ice cubes in each hole of a woman (except nose and ears)
guy 1: "dude last night i did a Montana ice pocket to that hoe"
guy 2: "what the actual fuck, we aren't friends anymore"
the one day of the year when you get to tell baby slime what she can and can't do with her money
"Oh gee I can't believe it's National pocket watch baby slime day"
What you realize must be da case if someone owns both a standard set of ratchet-wrenches and a collection of elongated ones, as well.
Many assorted tools are often available for mere pennies on da dollar at yard sales and online marketplace sites, and so da "deep sockets = deep POCKETS" assumption is not necessarily true each and every time... before you start feeling envious of someone's exTENsive --- and therefore seemingly exPENsive --- array of lengthy tubular six-and-twelve-pointers, look them over carefully to see wheter they are either particularly new-looking or even all of da same brand. If not, then realize dat these collections may merely be da "cream of da crop" from random groupings of tools in jumbled chests and toolboxes dat their present owner had obtained on da cheap from here and there, and then had merely sifted out da best specimens and carefully arranged them into those neatly-sorted sets.
A feature on Facebook that allows users to live stream what they're doing at that moment, at randomly inappropriate times. (Think: Pocket Dialing... except using Facebook Live)
Ray: "Yo, did you see Pete snoring last night? It was hilarious."
Dave: "Yup that was the funniest pocket live video I've seen in awhile!"