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your fucking disgusting if you parpticipate in this 😐 go fuck yourself you fucking cunt if you actually support this day. whoever made it go kill yourself
a fucking cunt: "oh my god its National Rape Day yay!!"
a normal person: "shut the fuck up cunt 😐"
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What Every One Woman Does To A Man Over The Phone
But In General, Anyone Taking Time Away From You For Their Own Personal Benefit Out Of Ignorance
Made Popular By Comedian Patrice O'neal
"Man: I Gotta Go
Woman: Why You Gotta Go I Wanna Talk To You Some More
Man:Bitch You Are RAPING MY TIME!!!
(but really says)
Man: ok :{
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a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.
Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....
Person B: ....And then you were raped."
Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"
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Insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.
Slogan: We can't heal your scars, and we can't help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.
"Dude, what's wrong, you're walking kinda funny?"
"Ugh, I was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my ass."
"You were raped by a squid?"
"Pretty much."
"Damn."
"Good thing I have Tenticle Rape Insurance, they'll help me through this."
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If you're sick enough to try to Rape someone then you should be ready to suffer the consequences cause there will be people after you we can guarantee that you sick animal. We have eyes everywhere. remember, this maybe a urban definition, but we will be the definition of your retirement. We are Anonymous. We are Legion. We do not forgive. we do not forget. Expect us.
send this to anyone who is against us, or our morals do not believe National Rape Day is a real thing cause it is not.
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Male performance enhancing drugs like Viagra and Cialis taken before TSA pat downs or naked body scans to show off your manhood in full form.
Friend : Have fun getting pictures of your junk taken at the airport, maybe they can post them on your facebook.
You : I took my gate rape drugs before hand so I'm all set.
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this word describes the event in which a person becomes snoopy around another person and asks for details on personal life or makes obnoxious remarks or as an action in which the person snoops around a person's profile taking in and becoming interested on this person based on their personal info.
Stop the mind rape on my profile, you twit. It's for my eyes only.
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