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The 20-40 rule refers to the attractive appearance of a female at 40ft. and the repulsive mold of flesh she calls a face at 20ft.
I was driving by some lady and from a distance, she looked great, but up close...it looked like she was beat with a shovel.....I should've followed the 20-40 rule.
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The reason behind the theory that you can never really rape your significant other, because after three strokes, they'll be so into it that they won't want you to stop.
The three stroke rule in practice:
First stroke- No!
Second stroke- Don't.
Third stroke- Stop...
Fourth stroke- No, don't stop...
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When one accidently drops food, not held in a container or wrapper, on the ground. The rule states that if you pick it up within 5 seconds, it won't be contaminated. There is also a '10 second rule' variation. Unfortunately, both rules are urban legends -- The speed with which you can pick the food article back up has no bearing on whether it may receive germs.
Person A: "Crap, dropped a cookie."
Person B: "5 second rule!!"
Person A scrambles to pick up food article
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The '5 second rule' applies when food comes into contact with an object that is tainted. If it is removed from the tainted object in 5 seconds or less, then the food is considered safe for human consumption and eaten as if nothing happened. If it stays on the tainted object for more than 5 seconds then it is considered unfit for human consumption and is discarded.
I'll bet that fat kid eats the cookie he dropped on the floor even though the 5 second rule is up.
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A nigga who shitposts and copy-pastes memes. Will fucking rule 63 u or even futa while you are in-active in Discord.
"Oh shit its the CEO of Rule 63! RUN!!!"
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What should be taken from one who extremely over exaggerates the details of most things in order to acheive story dominance and self acclaim. Meaning 10 percent of what is presented is the truth, the other 90 percent is usually entertaining and a lie.
Philip said that the store was giving away $10,000 dollars at the end of the night, but I called and they said they were only giving $1000. I guess thats another one of those Philip "10 percent rule" exclamations.
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1:dont lick your lips!
2:hold on to the person you are kissing
3:kiss longer then 30 seconds
you are kissing your bf/gf and you lean in to kiss him/her
then floow the rules
lol
these are the french kissing rules!
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