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an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years.He is particularly noted for his work on the modern Oreo cookie. Porcello held five patents directly related to the Oreo.
Sam Porcello joined Nabisco's research and development department, which develops new lines of snacks.
Leaving girls soaking wet and wanting more
When Sam messages a girl it makes them have the Sam effect and want to play with themselves
Sam stands for Super At Masterbation and he is gay and loves to strip with boys. He is super fat with a 1 cm dick and and has no friends and is boosted at a game called Clash Royale
The new brand of porta potties, started in Detroit, Michigan
The Lions training facility's toilets are under repair, so the Lions unfortunately have to use a Sam LaPorta potty.
sexiest mf ull ever see. they married to moon jo btw.
sam aka len: hey
person: *faints*
An expression synonymous with strangling felines.
Did you see the guy pulling a Sam A.