sam

an egg like why was he born in the first place

sams an egg

Sam

A tiny penis man who watches anime all day while jacking off

Damn that guy is a Sam

SAMS

acronym: Self Absorbed Millennial Shit

Millenial": "I work so hard, I have no money, so I'm taking an expensive vacation that I deserve!"

Response: "SAMS"

Sams

When a fiend sneakily leaks some of the dope from the bowl onto their pants to scrape off later for themselves

Don't tell me I just saw Joseph sams the bowl again.

Sam

Sam is a screw-up from the beginning. He has always been single (Hit him up btw) is suprisingly talented (music, uhh, music, sports, and that’s about it). He keeps many stuffs secret, and no one rly knows him. He used 2 be popular, but then he became smart. He likes food, and sleep. He isn’t super great, he’s just okay. He’s a lil ugly, and a lil not. He likes to rap 🎤 ball 🏀 parkour 🐿 and win. Shouts outs to being a mench:

S.A.M (Sexy Attractive Man)
S.A.M (Super Alpha Male)
S.A.M (Such A Mench)
Sam is the fosters of all goats

Sam

Gaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

“Sam is gay”
“We been knew”

Sam

An amazing man, you need to know this bitch. He his the best boyfriend and he dose everything for you like it's insane.

Person 1: Is that Sam?

Person 2: yeah it is he's so good
Girlfriend: back off he's mine