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t shirt wisdom

Liberal use of any saying, pun or other play on words that would, does, or should appear printed on an obnoxious t shirt.
Often spoken or quoted by annoying people who don't even own the shirt.

"The grass on the other side is really astroturf."

"It's all fun an games until someone loses an eye ... then its histerical!"

"Yes, thank you for that t shirt wisdom. Now please leave."

by Rage of Kage May 14, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


d 4 t

Used on video-chat sites such as stickam mean Dick for Tits. Used when a user would like to trade images of their dick with images of the recipient's breasts.

Nate: D 4 T?

Tori: Sure, let me make this room private

Nate: ALRIGHT!!

by MVSpartan February 19, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


tennessee t-shirt

not to be confused with the cleveland shower. This entails in the event or act of performing a cleveland shower upon your next of kin (the executor must be from the state of tennessee)the architect of the t-shirt sprays butt mud over the beneficiery, the beneficiery then begins to smear the fecal matter in the shape of a cut off t-shirt over their upper torso. The architect follows up by singing "rocky top" (the tennessee vols fight song) as loud as they can while stamping a "T" (similar to a mushroom print) upon the chest of the beneficiery with their genetalia.

"So there I was at the family reunion in Johnson City... immediately following the potato sack race we heard Cousin Steve singing the UT Fight Song and realized he was giving Aunt Sue a Tennessee T-shirt."

by Big Priddy May 6, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


dub t

what you call a person named Christy, Misty, Cookie, Dot, Barb, Chet, Gill, or Charlene

Don't go to Kezar Falls. It's just a bunch of dub t.

by Elliot November 24, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


T Gag

A synonym for T Bag, or a nickname of sorts.

T Bag: i dont like the name "T Bag"
Me: Fine. I'll call you T Gag until you get used to it, then change back(just to piss you off, that's why.)

by B.I.GBombers May 13, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 95๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mr. T

1. A very stron muscular guy who wears a large amount of "bling" and teaches kids to do good things
2. A very smexy guy who happens to go to JaJa's school, and she loves him so much even thought hes geeky and somewhat perverted.

Eh-mi-gawd! Mr. T just asked me out!

Treat her right...Treat your mother right!

by The Ja-Ja Writer March 18, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


T-day

Portmanteau combining a name, Donald Trump, and neologism, Z-day. Derived from the notion Trump winning the 58th US presidential election is parallel to a fictional zombie apocalypse.

Dude, do you seriously believe Trump will make it to the White House? FUCK NO! But, I renewed my passport so I can evacuate to Canada if T-day happens.

by Art0Vandelay May 11, 2016

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