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An egg cooked so well the yoke squirts out when eating it
I had a porno egg sandwich today it squirted over my hoodie
A turd with a diarrhea coating that expels very rapidly and usually splashes your ass.
I just dropped an inverted scotch egg and spent the last 10 minutes wiping my ass.
A clout egg is an icon. Clout eggs are cool beings that will make your life so much better.
Person: “omg look at that Clout Egg I look up to it it is my god”
Person 2: “omg I heard that if you shove an egg up it’s ass it will come out hard boiled”
Clout egg: “follow me on Instagram @meurfavegghead ”
Originally created in cardiff UK by HARDNORMALDADDY aka me and mate taking the piss out of a roadman we encounterd who was aggressive back in 2015..... We literally made 100's of soft boil ting jokes that spiraled out of control.
Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.
You dizzy blud ? Manz like you ona soft boil ting, you dippy dippy egg man!
When your retarded classmates play a game called shellshock.io you call the Virgin Egg mean they will be Virgin their whole life.
Friend: *playing Shellshock*
You: Your such a fucking Virgin Egg.
A person that has hopelessly fallen in love with an eggie.
It took me a while to realize that I had already been egg-charmed by her.
when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate
okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.