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the best thing to ever happen to the jungle since tarzan left
and moved to australia . can only be seen at night feasting
on the flesh of the ninja gremlins that live under the ugdabugda smogady boo tree. they will decapitate with there face if they see you with there night vision nipples.
the queen shits out the babys who then fuck her so they
can live on.
gremlin1: have you seen the ninja monkey
gremlin2:yes
gremlin1: oh shit they stole my lungs
gremlin2:lol no really dont give them shizzle or they will
fight back.
n. name given to anyone who had the ability of texting long coherent messages on their phone without looking. this was usually done back when phones had button keyboards and where not touch screen.
Chelsea can hold a conversation with you and simultaneously text behind her back. The ultimate text ninja.
The art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.
Becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the "qwerty" style keyboard.
When a Black man falls asleep with an erection, has a wet dream and shoots his load to the ceiling
Antwon pulled out a Ninja Sprinkler last night in our dorm room.
Someone who takes your writing ideas and publishes them before you have a chance to.
"You get that idea on screenplay yet?"
"nah, dang ninja writer already released a movie on it."
Another Way To Say Nigga Rooster......Which Means Anti Killa
Dude:Man hat Dude Is A Ninja Chicken
Other Dude:True........
Verb:To Ninja or to be Ninjad. meaning to give it to someone real good. Go all the way and then some. No half assing..giving it 200%. Usually referenced for acts of a sexual nature or revenge.
Dave was so ninjad by his lover he couldnt walk for three days. "Totally worth it" he said, "I cant wait to be ninjad again"!
Maggie said "I am going to Ninja Mike so bad he wont know what hit him"
I was reading my daughter a bedtime story and farted. I told her she had ninja ducks running around in her room.