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this guy jake is the kinda guy to be like super nice and kind and nice and has loads of cash in this cargo pantaloons.
he's also very secretive but also kinda short? anyways, he's like a good guy and kinda baller and maybe even a lil bit prepossessing. he's also incredibly scared of people, confrontation, and the mailman. he's also missing a toe. :( (this is where you feel bad).
um uuhhh uuhhhh ugh hmnm mmmmmm m he auhm uhm mm oohh yuuuhhh he good fella : )
also sexy
"ooohh baby, i need a lot of alcohol because i am of age citzen man"
and thats like "what the heck you are actually five years old"
and then the guy jake will be like "oh yeahg well i hate you AND your guts smile."
but then you think about it, and your like, "damn, i kinda want this guy to make out with me very passionately due to this very strong tongue that resides within his mouth."
A jake is sweet loving boy who has a stong aussie accent you can only love him
Ones lived a happy little aussie boy named JAKE
Jake if you ever meet a jake you are lucky they tend to be very kind a bit sensitive and always open for a good laugh I personally know a jake you are so lucky jake is a person who is funny and can understand when to talk and when not to jake all the jake’s I know are wonderful people
girl:omg I think he is a jake
girl2:I know he is so nice he is in my home room
Has no girl friend or kids. Spends his money on race car parts. Can be found in the streets doing illegal shit with his race car friends.
Damn there goes Jake in that raggedy piece of shit. He still hasn’t finished his race car.
Jake is an ungrateful bitch who will leave you for another girl. No matter what you do he will push you away and be a bitch to you. You can try to be his friend but all he will do is break you and make you cry. He is so ungrateful, when you try to help him he’ll say he’s fine then just go off on you. Don’t trust or be friends with a guy named Jake.
Leah: are you okay?
Jake: yeah
Leah: You sure?
Jake:*gets mad and goes off on her*
Leah: Yeah I am mad because you are so ungreatful and you can’t take anything serious. You keep on calling her my bf and a furry which she isn’t neither of them so stop.
Jake: Stfu and u wonder why no one wants to date ur retarded suicidal ass
A person that would risk their life and grades to make you laugh. Also the name in subway surfers. He is funny, and does not have hoes. He does have a lot of friends, though.
Person 1: Theres this one kid in Gellers class that makes everyone laugh
Person 2: Is his name Jake?
Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife
Boy: Who's Jake?
Girl: Jake is Tim's Exterminator and his wife