The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
To get someone to be pregnant.
You can't get anyone to egg on the floor
The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29
Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.
A: is Pris Egg's answer wrong?
B: Don't doubt. Pris Egg is always correct.
a time every month your body starts to digest the bad stuff left behind making you very gassy and your burp smells like rotten eggs.
Perla: whats that smell
Luis: Its that time of the month
egg burp is the time you digest bad stuff.
the time of the month your body starts to digest the bad stuff left behind making you gassy and your burps smell like rotten eggs
I have egg burp.
egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo…
egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...
!!!"