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scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)

Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!

by jesus burrito April 16, 2009


To egg on the floor

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019


anus eggs

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29

Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.

by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 28, 2024


pris egg

The smartest person on earth.

A: is Pris Egg's answer wrong?
B: Don't doubt. Pris Egg is always correct.

by Boomb December 20, 2016


egg burp

a time every month your body starts to digest the bad stuff left behind making you very gassy and your burp smells like rotten eggs.

Perla: whats that smell

Luis: Its that time of the month

egg burp is the time you digest bad stuff.

by Luis Chico1995 May 29, 2022


egg burp

the time of the month your body starts to digest the bad stuff left behind making you gassy and your burps smell like rotten eggs

I have egg burp.

by Luis Chico1995 May 29, 2022


egg shyyt sneeze

egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo

egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...

!!!"

by brainstorm June 12, 2015