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Used in chat rooms, normally by manwhores, this means the guy is asking for a hand job and/or BJ...
Paul1724- Yo Pretty Lady
BlossomKitty- *blushes* Hey Yourself :
Paul1724-Sugar Fluff My Boner ;)
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When your dong gets so out of hand it lights on fire therefore you scream "I have a RAGING INFERNO BONER!" and then slap a hooker across the face with it.
Guy 1: Dude I think I got...
Guy 2: Aids?
Guy 1: No, worse.
Guy 2: Wha-
Guy 1: RAGING INFERNO BONER!!!!!!!
Hooker: *Fuck*
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Invented on the long, winding street of Lone Pine, the "Loner Poner Boner" was created to add a little spice to the commonly performed "Road Head." This variation starts like any other oral encounter on the streets, as the girl strangely bends her body over the center console of your vehicle, only to unbuckle your belt, unzip your pants, and snag the prize out like shes bobbing for apples. Let her do her thing for about 43 seconds. Then, as she pulls her head back and is about to go back down for the second course, tell her to hold her mouth right where it is. All of a sudden begin to tap your brake as you cruise down the street. These sudden jolts will cause the female into the downward-upward motion commonly associated with a blow-job. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
John: "lemme tell you, I just got the best road head everr"
Robert: "Oh yeah? I just got an unbelievable loner poner boner. That broad was bouncing up and down like she had hydrolics in her g-string"
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The act of dipping a penis into warm milk and proceeding to get a boner. Black men normally to this to simulate white women who are very pale.
Wow bro, did you just get a milk boner?
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When you have to leave a group or be all alone because you got a boner and are embarrassed.
You: "Dude that guy over there is all alone."
Friend: "He was just hanging out with us a minute ago."
You: "He had to leave the group cause he got a loner boner."
Friend: "Sucks for him"
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When you mined fuck someone bond there wildest dreams.
My friend said I'm scared to go in a public bathroom. He thinks you will get herpes so I said yeah I always get worried when I sit down to pee. And he said yeah I know I always get worried. Then I said so you sit when you pee. Mind fuck :) and that gave me a brane boner.
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If you're gay, well even if you're not gay, but love cock. Not just in your butt, but in your mouth, ear, nose, or if you just love holding them, then you can easily be classified as a Boner Da Great. One who does not discriminate against weiners of any race, size, shape, or form, as long as it has a head and at least one testicle they are all wlecome.
Wow, I went over to Boner Da Greats and he tried to suck my fuckin cock off, but I just reversed it and gave him da Cheetofinga
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