New Orleans Root Beer Float

Having Thomas the Tank Engine fling a can of root beer into your asshole.

I sure wish my wife would let me do a New Orleans Root Beer Float, I love Thomas the Tank Engine.

Beer planking

The act of planking on your empty beer cans(bottles)

If you drink six beers you try planking on your empty six cans(bottles)
Person 1- Lets see if i can plank on all these empty beer cans left over from the party
Person 2- But thats not legal Beer planking

beer muscles

A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.

You could tell the guy was flexing his beer muscles that night.

beer muscles

What drinking enough will convince you that you have.

That group of guys with the beer muscles thought they had almost killed somebody they were trying to persecute, since beer muscles can throw somebody's sense of reality off. They didn't even really black the guy's eyes, he just had a bloody nose and that was about it. You would think as many times as they hit the guy, they would have been able to really fuck him up badly, then he really would have been lucky to be alive.

Beer Buge

A slang term for a beer bong. Useful in understanding "The Three B's". A very useful instrument in getting drunk.

Steve: Did you bring the Beer Buge?
John: Ofcourse! I would never forget one of The Three B's!

$9 beer night

Noun. With the outrageous pricing of alcoholic beverages in some nightclubs, $9 beer night is the day of the week commoners can come out and play at high end clubs in which a 12 oz. beer is usually $17.00

"Man, this club is really jumping for a Wednesday night. Must be because its $9 beer night"

beer guzzling

The act of chugging bear like a sad and lonely alcoholic

Look at that bitch beer guzzling