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When some one is sad or you did something to someone and then you give them a blow job to make up for it(creds to abria)
"MY bf was mad at me so I gave him a sympathy blow."
Holding it (like a handjob) before blwoing it (like a blowjob, obviously)
Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.
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"I hold before blow it!" - Bella Swan
To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.
I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!
A person who identifies as a female who performs acts of fellatio at a minimum of five times a week to one or multiple sexual partners to the point of orgasm.
Jane is a real Blow Job Queen. I heard she sucked off Phil and Stefan on the same day.
You're about to make me mad, you tripping.
Otns (on the niggas) you finna blow me
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When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it
I I practice cleaning the blow hole with my dad on the weekends.
Tricking a Pfizer Employee into spilling company secrets thinking he will get a blow job
Employees : DO Not Fall for the whistle blow job, reporters are trying to get our secrets