Stranger Boning

The art of boning strangers once you have had sex with everything you know. In other words, whoring around and getting aids. Good life.

Holy shit, she had sex with everyone here in Detroit. She must be stranger boning now.

Damn that sucks, I already gave her 2 stds.

O shit, I got it from you then!

nose boning

Varies on level of hornyness -
1. (Not horny) - A gentle kiss down the spine of your partner’s nose.
2. (Horned up) - A tactic used when eating your girlfriend out where your nose is pressed on her clit whilst using a side to side motion.

“Hey look at those two hoes boning!”
“Yeah man i heard he was nose boning her!
Kissed her gingerly right down the front of her nose!”

OR

“Hey look at those two hoes boning!”
“Yeah man i heard he was nose boning her!
Made her cum while his nose disappeared into her clit!”

bone yoddler

A person with a hard penis in throat, yoddling a melody.

Shut the fuck up you bone yoddler!

Sodium bones

Having weak ass bones cause none of y’all pour up 24 oz of whole milk like my sturdy ass does.

Quit drinking ramen water sodium bones

FUNNY BONED

1. Past Tense of verb, Funny Bone--to act out a joke in public, film it, and then post it online to elicit light mirth and merriment, sometimes involving trickery, surprise, and/or deception

2. Noun, comedy web series based on the same

First usage: 1815, Jane Austen's EMMA; "Mr. Knightley was ever so cross at Emma when she 'funny boned' Miss Bates at the Box Hill picnic!"

See also: Funny Boner: a person, who pulls a Funny Bone

"Last night we dressed up as a priest, a rabbi, and a blonde and funny boned everyone at the bar."

It’s bone time

Phrase yelled around substitute teachers referring too “self pleasure”

Sub:Please go to page 420
Aj: IT’S BONE TIME
Charley and rest of class:HAHAHAHAHA

Bone Juice

Another way of saying bone marrow

"Did you hear about John? He had to go to the doctor's to have his bone juice taken"