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You better butter your poptart before fucking me in the asshole!
To butter someone down, usually said in a deep gravelly voice.
Dave: “I’d like to butter you down”
John: “What does that even mean?!”
Dave: “You know what it means.”
Probably the most american thing ever.
Also known as deep fried heart attack.
Method of suicide.
"I made some deep fried butter for breakfast, but I don't think I put enough sugar .."
/pee-nutt/butt-aer/band-et/
noun: peanut butter bandit; plural noun: peanut butter bandits; plural noun: plural noun: peanut butter banditti(group of three or more persons)
1. any person(typically of the male gender), regardless of guilt or intent, whom at any given time is suspected, or excused of physical participation in an act involving the use of peanut butter, or a peanut butter-like product as a means, or a rouse to encourage, or lure a non-human mammal(typically a dog) for the purpose of having it engage in licking the person's genatalia in order to intentionally result in excitement, arousal, and/or sexual pleasure.
"Phil goes everywhere with that dog, I bet he's a peanut butter bandit."
synonyms: animal-mouth-raper, lassie-jammer, fido-fucker, doghouse-sandwich-maker, lonely-canine-tickler, low-down-dirty-rotten-p-b-and-jim-wiggler, puppy-innocence-looter, butter-mugger, dog-snout-peanut-gangster
verb
gerund or present participle: peanut butter banditoing
1. to describe, or relate the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey, I think Phil has been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of his."
2. interogative: relating the occurrence of a person as being a peanut butter bandit.
"Hey Phil, you havn't been peanut butter banditoing with that dog of yours, have you?
"So, as it turns out, Phil was just depressed, and not in fact the peanut butter bandit I accused him of being."
When you hike a 14er and are on your period and you’re quite gassy and you shart a little bit mixed with your period blood and all that sweaty moistness mixed together the pad you pull off is a raspberry nutter butter
When I got to the trailhead I slapped my raspberry nutter butter in some dudes windshield.
I was mortified when I saw my crushes dog running through camp carrying my raspberry nutter butter.
It is a male Homosexual slur
Jimmy and deshaun seem like they're both peanut butter packers.
A South Park ship which is between kenny and butters (Leopold) also known as bunny.
It’s not one of the most popular but its probably less toxic than kyman. Another variation between the two is professor chaos and mysterion with fanfics written about the enemies to lovers arc.
Joe: do u ship anything in South Park?
Bob: I do like the ship between butters x kenny you know the one, bunny.