When you are blowed beyond all comprehension. Super stoned
Eric: I'm fried
Trevor: Yeah, I'm Facked
Nick: Bro, I'm blowed beyond all comprehention
Connor: Rick blowed
Eric, Nick, Trevor: Daaamn
The act of performing fellatio on a flaccid penis; seemingly as futile as using a leaf blower on wet leaves.
The hooker was blowing wet leaves for 30 minutes and her john still couldn't get a hard-on.
When 3 girls suck one dudes duck. Usually 1 will lick his balls and the other 2 will lick and suck his dick at the same time
Sam: Did you take those 3 girls home last night?
Ken: he’ll yeah! They gave me a triple blow job! All 3 of them were in my duck all night!
Sam: sound me awesome
Blowing your liquor means to pray and appreciate upon the dead (the ones who are not with use anymore) and to let them know you’re taking that shot for them.
🗣️: This is for you pops *blows the shot b4 takin it. I love you . Blow your liquor to honor the dead
the worst possible insult you could ever say to someone ever, if you ever say this in public you might get cancelled
person 1: "I think Palestine is a country"
person 2: "hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?"
person 1 proceeded to support Israel from then on.
When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.
Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?
When a person loses their temper at you and just starts accusing you
We’re good most of the time until she blows shits.