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An asshole with shit on it that needs to be wiped.
"I'm out of toilet paper so I now have a chocolate covered raisin."
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When someone wipes their ass and it smears their shit all the way onto their nuts (usually can only happen with male)if it happens with a Female it would be called a Muddy Clam.
"Jacob was nervous while taking a shit so he ended up with chocolate covered nuts"
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The occurrence where after a man has withdrawn his creamy penis out of a ladies bum hole with a nugget of shit on it. He then takes the nugget, gets the lady to hold it in her teeth and with his creamy penis, he then cums on the nugget of shit and the lady eats it.
Its the luck of the draw whether you get a nugget or not. If not, it is not uncommon to slap the lady and try again.
"oi lets do a milk chocolate shot"
"oh whats that?"
"i will show you"
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a sexual act in where a german man takes a "shiza" on a womans vagina and pounds. Then after he has finised and ejaculates on the steaming mound of hot fudge, the two must share in eating the remaining feces. Try and enjoy!
Id like to give her the old german chocolate poundcake; im hungry AND horny!!!
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Jerking off in the bathroom while taking a shit
I just had a nice chocolate cream pie in the bathroom.
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When a male defecates on a females face and then ejaculates on top of it!
Shannon wanted dessert, so Freddy gave her a juicy chocolate cream pie.
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Barack Obama
Both Hitler and Obama were confronted with an Economic Crisis. Obama has moved forward with the Nationalization of the Major Industries in this nation as his Answer. First Banking. Now Auto. Next Healthcare. How is this any different than Hitler's solution which was to do the same thing?
Obama is running in the worst economic times known to us since the Great Depression. Hitler did the same thing with the same answers to his economy that Obama has for our economy. Spread the wealth. They both were treated like celebrities in their countries. Are we repeating history? Barack Obama seems like the Chocolate Adolf Hitler.
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