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The Gladful cookie serve has carbs less than half a banana, protein equal to an egg and fiber equal to one carrot. All made with unrefined cane sugar and baked with whole wheat. Basically, it’s the cookie of our dreams and a snack that’s going to break the internet. Moms are calling it the best invention since the baby pacifier. Grand moms are saying there is finally a healthy snack which doesn’t taste like straw. Some have finished the cookie jar before the kids finished their online class. Basically the magic cannot be explain.
I’m skipping the eggs today as I got Gladful cookies in my lunchbox
To have multiple men inject their thick creamy man glue into a woman’s hoohah
“I heard that the football team had a big sopping cookie puddle with that hoe Chelsea”
1. A person who is emotionally or financially unstable.
You're about as put together as a Crumbly Cookie.
when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef
“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”
Baker Mayfield GRABBED HIS HEAT COOKIE See Yahoo Sports on first round NFL draft on 4/26/2018
cream puff cookie is a video game character from the hit game cookie run: kingdom, she also plays a leading role in the "light the beacons!" and "expedition to protect earthbread" stories and is overall a really cool character.
creampuff cookie > you