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When you start to cry, and the tears become so abundant that the tears become acid, like acid rain, and they start to burn your face, and then they eventually burn your face off, and you die.
Tonya - Ms. Patty!, why is this funeral a closed casket, and not an open casket
Patty - Tonya, I thought we already told you, Simon had death tears and, they couldn't repair his face.
Random Person 1 : Did You Hear That Phil Died Due To Masturbating!
Random Person 2 : Death By Masturbation? What A Way To Go Out.
Someone who has to tell everyone about who just died.
- Hey dude, Jerry Lewis died. I can't believe it. So sad.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.
Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.
I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.
look of death, also to be affiliated with death stare. but a glare is not a stare, so it's a death stare on a short period.
Aaron: i really love KFC
chicken: *death glare*
Swahili Bastardizations: wow man look at that chicken death glaring at u
Aaron: WE NEED TO GET TF OUTTA HERE!
chicken army: *death glare*
just a nigga with a rocketlauncer: Don't worry boys i got this
and they lived happily ever after...
When a guy, specifically a sneaky link/friends with benefits type of relationship, kisses you on the forehead before having sex usually to make you catch feelings or feel something more.
“I was with Julian last night and he definitely gave me the kiss of death”
When you have lip to ass contact with a fart, usually happens during facesitting or eating ass.
Jake: I was rimming this girl Alice last night and before I could bust she totally blew a kiss of death. Bro it was nasty.
Paul: Stop eating ass then, moron.