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A prank where late at night you remove the door knob and stick your dick through the hole. Then you wake the person inside.
Yeah man I totally dick knobbed Joey last night!
the bulbous orbs at the tip of the penis. Generally located on the underside of the head, but in some cases could be referred to as the nutsack.
Morton slapped smitty's forehead with his enormous dick cheeks.
Maria was donkey-punched, then violently teabagged by matty's fatty dick cheeks.
when a guy is having sex after snorting heroin,his penis is rock hard,but even after hours of sex he cant cum
The opposite of coke dick
He had dope dick with her last night
Foolish person, see also knob jockey. Also derogatory term to those who look androgynous through ugliness.
Worthless person that you don't care about.
Get away from me dick bird! Right now!
dribble dick- adj- the secretion of pre-cum from your cock because you're sooooooo fuckin' horny!
Female - "OMG! We we were fooling around and I saw a stain on his pants! I gave him dribble dick!"
Male - "She's so fuckin' hot! That bitch gives me dribble dick!"
Any guy that takes a piss next to you when there are five empty urinals just to take a peek at your junk. Or, a male/female prison guard that goes from cell to cell watching inmates jerk-off.
See that fucking Dick Watcher over there. He looked at my package and then winked.
Particularly unattractive girls that show up to a party with the intention of getting a guy drunk and having her way with him. Their desperation and foul appearance earn them the name, "Dick Troll".
"Hey man where's Jeremy?"
"He's wasted. I think one of those dick trolls took him home."
Laughter ensues, at his expense.